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David Roth's Weak In Review: The Special Ones And Everyone
Jose Mourinho left Chelsea this week, and sports lost (briefly) one of its most hilarious and utterly essential villains. It won't be the same without him.
A Modest Proposal for Barry Bonds as the Yankees' New Hitting Coach
The New York Yankees need a hitting coach. Barry Bonds doesn't really need a job, but he would be a good fit. Also it would be hilarious. So let's do it.
Alex Rodriguez Leads Yankees to Comeback Win With Incredible Bat Flip
Alex Rodriguez inspires Yankees to victory on strength of gorgeous bat flip.
The Ball-Catching Expert Who Caught A-Rod's 3000th Hit
Zack Hemple has caught more than 8,000 baseballs.
Alex Rodriguez and Justin Gatlin Are Having Unbelievable Summers
Following multiple PED suspensions, New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and sprinter Justin Gatlin both are performing at unbelievably high levels.
The Yankees Are Old, Off-Brand, And Good
For the longest time, the Yankees have defined themselves by tradition. The new version has replaced True Yankees with veteran mercenaries...and they're good.
CC Sabathia, Lone Zombie on the Rejuvenated Yankees
The New York Yankees are winning games, defying age, and trolling everyone. But on this team of rejuvenated oldsters, there's one actual zombie. It's a problem.
Alex Rodriguez Powers Yankees Comeback with Three Home Runs
Alex Rodriguez put on an awesome display of power in Minnesota last night. He is almost 40 years old.
Alex Rodriguez No Longer Just the Mightiest Bat in Baseball, Now a Graceful Baserunner
Alex Rodriguez is out there grinding out at bats, busting his butt to score and help this team win.
Baseball Players And Their Muppet Twins: An Exploration
It is a question that has perplexed baseball fans since...well, the 1970's, mostly. Which MLB player looks like which Muppet? The internet has answers. Of course.