Animal
I'm a Therapist Who Walks Dogs to Stay Sane and in the Black
After seven or eight hours of listening to people talk about life’s complexities, the simplicity of being with dogs is a relief.
This Gecko Made 'a Bazillion' Prank Calls with His 'Tiny Gecko Feet'
And turned one woman's day into a bizarre horror movie in the process.
These Vegans Really Believe Animal Crackers Are 'Problematic'
"[T]he phenomenon of animal crackers remains problematic and part of a wider culture of speciesism.”
The Rat Uprising Has Struck Our Nation's Capital
Hopefully the rodents will usher in a better version of DC than the hellscape we have now.
The Asshole Who Spanked a Hippo at the Zoo Could Face Criminal Charges
The LAPD is now investigating the slap.
Who Would Win in a Race Between a Man and a Horse?
We watched 1,000 people race a bunch of horses 21 miles across mid-Wales to find out who would win.
Desus and Mero Say the Viral Skyscraper Raccoon Was Just a Clout Chaser
Even critters have SoundClouds to promote.
UPDATE: Raccoon Who Scaled 23-Floor Office Building Has Been Caught
The internet let out a collective sigh of relief as the animal valiantly reached the roof of the massive building.
Feral Peacocks Are Terrorizing This Canadian Neighborhood
Surrey, British Columbia, is facing a fowl crime wave.
Tourists in Australia Accidentally Trained Kangaroos to Attack For Food
One unlucky visitor needed 17 stitches in her face, “from her eye to her chin."
A Woman Saved a Drowning Squirrel Using CPR She Learned on 'The Office'
Dunder-Mifflin's bad CPR training just saved a real life.
'Zombie Raccoons' Are Traumatizing an Ohio Town
Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."