Blowjobs
The Truth About Magaluf
Is it really a cum-drenched hellhole? Or just a fun place for Brits to get shit-faced?
This Woman Claims She Can Give Blowjobs That Are So Good, They're Fatal
We talked to the woman behind "Angel's Fellatio Secrets," who told us about how to give a blowjob with a grapefruit and a fellatio method she calls the "death technique."
Science Has Figured Out Why Bears Go Down on One Another, and It's Depressing
The "provider" bear just kept sucking on the "receiver" bear's penis until it reached sexual maturity, at which time it realized it was a lucky bear, and the behavior never had any reason to stop.
Famous Dads I Want to Bang
While other girls my age pine over that closeted homosexual from Magic Mike, I sit at home dreaming about creepy old actors who have had multiple marriages both on screen and in real life. These are the famous dads I want to bang.
Sugar Cum Is a Sexual Supplement That Makes Guys' Semen Taste Sweet
Sugar Cum is a sexual supplement that claims to make males' "funky tasting junk" taste sweet. Could the pill let guys eat at the Outback Steakhouse before they jizz all over their significant others' faces? I tried the pill to find out.
Thoughts on Steak and Blowjob Day, from a Woman Who Teaches a Class on Steak and Blowjob Day
I hope your meat is tenderized and your balls are clean, because today is Steak and Blowjob Day.
My First Double Blowjob
If you've used the internet lately, you know who I am. I'm the deranged sorority girl.
We Spoke to B4-4 about Bullies and Blowjobs
B4-4 was one of the few Canadian boy bands that I can remember from that time because they had a hit song called “Get Down” that was unquestionably about going down on girls and then getting blowjobs in return. They play in Vegas now, so I gave them a...
Stuff to Live For
Let’s just admit it: Life is fucking boring. Life is so monotonous and full of routine that it’s a wonder we all don’t just fall asleep whenever we look at ourselves in the mirror. The best we can hope for are those brief moments of clarity that snap...
Mike and Ebone
These young lovebirds rolled around in Mike's loft bed for a while and then finished each other off in the shower to avoid making a mess. Then they filled us in on the details during a blunt-and-wine-fueled post-coital recap.
The Big Gulp: My First Time Swallowing
I knew it was coming. I could tell from the way he was clenching his butt cheeks that he was close, and my mind was racing. Would my gag reflex kick in when the thick paste hit the back of my throat? Should I kiss him afterwards?
Girls and College
Power structures are wildly different in a college setting than in high school in that the most important girl is a little hedgehog from some shit town where she was Max Fisher But Worse.