Turns out you can uh… breathe out a fart if you hold it in for too long.
Available from Amazon and popular in prison, these phones carry reviews like: "No anal problems!!! Didn't hurt my bum at all thanks guys :)"
The curious British bum competition has become quietly iconic while avoiding offense. But how?
The European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction published the news today, after fishing test tubes full of turd juice out of the sewers of 50 major European cities.
State lotteries love people with a hopeless attitude and who could be more hopeless than the homeless?