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Redskins, Boner Pills, Paris Hilton, and Caucasoids: FCC Complaints About Football
Some Americans are desperately afraid of their own penises.
Some HSBC Workers Just Got Sacked for Pretending to Behead a Colleague Like ISIS
I mean, who hasn't at least thought about doing the same after a day of go-karting?
Apparently Everyone Has to Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans Now
An Australian woman suffered a complicated leg injury. and now skinny jeans are bad.
Lamenting the Loss of ‘Silent Hills’ and ‘P.T.’
Own a PS4 but not "P.T."? Get it now before it disappears, perhaps forever.
Macaroni and Cheese Evacuated a State Capitol Building This Morning
But the issue of microwave evacuations is nothing new. In 2007, Seattle toyed with the idea of banning microwaveable popcorn from all city buildings because the issue of “burning kernels” had caused a dozen evacuations in the span of three years.
Would You Really Call Social Services Because a Kid Was Playing ‘GTA’?
In the UK, a group called the Nantwich Education Partnership is campaigning to make the playing of mature-rated games by those under the recommended age an offense worthy of a call to the police, or worse.
Good News, The NFL Beat is Already Hammered for St. Patrick's Day
An NFL player suddenly retires and NFL media reveals itself to be stupid, drunk, or both.
This Was the Week in Video Games
#Gamergate can't take a joke, make a documentary without falling out, or tie its laces. Probably.
This Device Will Sniff Your Meat and Tell You Whether It’s Gone Bad
A study shows that ninety percent of Americans don't understand food expiration dates, but they can wave this weird vibrator-looking thing over their meat for some answers.
France Says You Can't Name Your Child “Nutella” or “Strawberry”
A French judge recently ruled that two jerk parents who were trying to name their daughter “Nutella” needed to think up something better to forever call the human being that they are responsible for.
Some Assholes in Honduras Blew Up a Dog and Put the Video Online
The video is high on the list of Worst Things in the World, and far, far crueler than your usual internet shock vid.
This Former Far-Right Gang Member Is Touring Britain and Apologizing to Muslims
A couple of weeks ago, Matthew Lester realized he'd been an "unwitting twat" and decided to make amends.