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Jeremy Clarkson and the War on British Dads
British dads are tired. They're stuck in a future that doesn't want them. Everything they like is lame, everything they do is boring, everything they say is "problematic." All they want is to live inside Jeremy Clarkson's brain.
I Just Fell in Love with Darts and I Don't Care if You Hate Me for It
The millions of people who watch darts live or on TV aren't doing so because there's just something they inherently love about men throwing things. They're here for the drama, the stories, how ludicrous the whole thing is.
Have a Shitty Freshers Week!
Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.
Is East London's New Death Row Pop-Up Restaurant for Real?
I thought Death Row Dinners was an art prank. It seems I might be wrong.
The British Vlogger Invasion Is Vain and Inane
The vanilla teens are coming for us with their radio shows and book deals.
BNP Leadership Dismisses Concerns About Youth Member's 'Gay Dog'
Apparently the only people who might care about it are the "gay mafia".
Things That Humanity Should Leave Behind Forever
NASA say we'll discover Earth-like planets soon, so we might as well start prepping.
Was London's 'Chap Olympiad' Actually the Lamest Thing Ever?
It looked like a car crash of twee, sinister nonsense.
I Had No Idea How These Numbers Got in My Phonebook – So I Called Them
On some nights out, making friends is too easy.
'Dubstep', 'Hipsters' and 'Fisting': Here's What Different Places in Britain Love Searching for On Google
Is your hometown a weird pit of racism, EDM and porn?
Have a Shitty Weekend (for the Last Time Ever)!
The most beloved, well-read column on VICE is coming to an end.