The order started as a Grande Vanilla Bean Creme Frappuccino (in a Venti cup) and then went totally off the fucking rails.
The hybrid live concert / staged musical was mostly a lot of frat bro karaoke.
It took a basketball team of producers and cowriters to make this thing listenable.
We did not ask for this.
The Australian rapper's new "buzz track" is three different kinds of terrible.
RIP "Hotline Bling."