Nothing funnier has happened since Murs tweeted about "gunshots" on Black Friday 2017 (turned out to have been a fight on the Tube).
He told 'The Sun' that the real events of 24 November, when a terrorism false alarm rang through London, may have been "covered up."
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We asked them how they prepared for a hailstorm of bargain hunters.
The criminals they hunt are skilled international thieves who are almost impossible to catch. They fly in for one weekend, steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from tourists, and then swiftly leave the country.
A day after al Shabaab killed dozens in an attack on a hotel in Mogadishu, the Somali militant group called for assaults on shopping centers in the US, UK, and Canada.
Turns out nothing brings people together like the possibility of wanton violence.