"Gotta be with the missus, innit?"
"I can’t tell you."
"I celebrated when my pumpkin reached full size."
"I started my period in the middle of a yoga class and it went all over the mat."
"I kicked a gang of guys off these two wee guys."
"Prostitutes and cocaine."
"No. They're the police."
"I wouldn't protest for anything; it's all a waste of time."
In 1909, Lenin called New Zealand "A country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistic philistines" so it’s really no wonder Kiwis are always being mistaken for Australians.
"You. I would love to be led by you. Now, where shall we go?"
"The time someone tried to have sex with me without my permission."
"The latest news that I’ve heard from Egypt is that they have a roller derby team in Cairo."