And the newly signed manager Sam Allardyce watched on from the crowd.
Wayne's been getting it in the neck, British pundits are mad about foreign managers doing well, and more.
It's time to say goodbye to one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. Even if he does look a bit shit sometimes.
With their incredible wealth and enviable profession, fans often struggle to empathise with Premier League footballers. That could be having unseen effects on their mental health, and mental health in Britain more broadly.
With The Sun speculating that Wayne Rooney got completely off his tits after England’s win against Scotland last week, we ask the big questions about the latest national team wine scandal.
With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?
Manchester United crushed champions Leicester City 4-1 at the weekend. No one cares about that, though. Most people were more interested in a man who spent the majority of the match on the bench: Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney is only 30, but he appears to be toast.
The England captain has announced his final international tournament will be in Russia. In two years' time. That we haven't even qualified for. Start the goodbye horns for England's greatest ego.