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Who the Hell Is Coleen Rooney?
The footballer's wife set up a brilliant sting to catch a mole in her circle—fellow WAG Rebekah Vardy. And now we must know more.
Wayne Rooney Caps Hat Trick With Screaming Half-Field Golazo
And the newly signed manager Sam Allardyce watched on from the crowd.
Give Rooney a Break: This Weekend in the Premier League
Wayne's been getting it in the neck, British pundits are mad about foreign managers doing well, and more.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
It's time to say goodbye to one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. Even if he does look a bit shit sometimes.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
This week's inductee to The Cult is a footballer who, in years to come, will be remembered as one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. That said, he does look a bit shit some times.
Overcoming The Empathy Barrier: Mental Health in the Premier League
With their incredible wealth and enviable profession, fans often struggle to empathise with Premier League footballers. That could be having unseen effects on their mental health, and mental health in Britain more broadly.
FA Banning Nights Out After Rooney Gets Shitfaced
Players won't be able to drink while on international duty and will face a curfew, as well.
The Spirit Of Big Sam Compels You: Analysing The Wayne Rooney Wine Fiasco
With The Sun speculating that Wayne Rooney got completely off his tits after England’s win against Scotland last week, we ask the big questions about the latest national team wine scandal.
Reflections On The Sam Allardyce Scandal: Bowing Out With A Pint Of Wine
With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?
A Rooney by Any Other Wayne Would Still Smell as Sweet – Reviewing Manchester United vs. Leicester
Manchester United crushed champions Leicester City 4-1 at the weekend. No one cares about that, though. Most people were more interested in a man who spent the majority of the match on the bench: Wayne Rooney.
This Wayne Rooney Lowlight Reel is Bad News for Manchester United, England National Team
Wayne Rooney is only 30, but he appears to be toast.
Ushering in the End of the Wayne Rooney Era
The England captain has announced his final international tournament will be in Russia. In two years' time. That we haven't even qualified for. Start the goodbye horns for England's greatest ego.