Team USA broke the record for the most goals ever scored in a World Cup match.
"I think young girls demur when they do something great."
"Aren't there three more years until the next World Cup???"
The legendary punk singer and writer joined Instagram this year and it became a place of unbridled joy in this hellscape that we’re living in.
Who among us doesn't remember taking a ball to the face?
It’s not looking good for your local boozer.
“For the past four months we have undertaken an extensive campaign to undermine the 2018/2022 candidacies of competitor countries."
"It's funny, because I don't even follow football – I just wanted something to annoy a load of Scottish people."
A quick chat with Reuben Dangoor.
The song came out after news broke that four of their members had been sent to jail for running onto the pitch at Sunday's World Cup Final.
The World Cup made you feel a genuine love and appreciation for the game, and now you want to go full-time? You, I'm afraid, are an idiot.