Throw a Smile on Your Face and Listen to Eli Escobar's New Album 'Happiness'

The NYC house hero is finally dropping his long-awaited follow-up on Defected and Classic.


A Eulogy for the BlackBerry Classic, the People's Smartphone

From roadmen to businessmen, the BlackBerry served one and all!


What Do Painters' Personal Art Collections Say About Their Owners?

Artistic expression means finding the right muse for your art—maybe even a rival’s creation.


Hieronymus Bosch's 'Garden of Earthy Delights' Is Now a VR Universe

Bosch VR is a divine Google Cardboard experience that will leave you knee-deep in sin.


Sugar, We're Still Goin' Down: A Tribute to the Gloriously Crappy Mall Rock of 2005

2005's mall rock hasn't all aged well, but damn it, we loved it.


​Sassafras Lowrey’s 'Lost Boi' Reimagines Peter Pan for the Genderqueer Generation

Sassafras Lowrey's adaptation of the children's classic features Pan as the "dom" to the submissive lost bois, and Hook dealing with an addiction to heroin.


PREMIERE: Wire Return to "Joust & Jostle" with a New Self-Titled LP

Stream the new track from the UK legends, available here for the first time!


Celebrate the Long-Lost 'To Kill A Mockingbird' Sequel with 18 Takes on the Original Cover Design

In honor of Harper Lee's recently unearthed sequel 'Go Set a Watchman,' see modern takes on the original novel's cover design.


Watch The Knocks' Video for "Classic" - the Powers Sunset Version

See ya summer, hello nostalgia.


A First Person Account of That Time Ol Dirty Bastard Got his Welfare Check in a Limo

A chapter from the new biography 'The Dirty Version,' exclusively at Noisey


Hey NYC! Don't Miss Judas Priest for FREE!

More like redeemer of free tickets. RIGHT?