Some places kicked me out fast. Others, like IKEA, didn't care at all.
The Swedish company has collaborated with Virgil Abloh, but is its biggest fashion moment still in the making?
Every relationship is a weird, insular world with its private codes. I wanted to peer inside all of them.
"I once witnessed a customer inhale five hot dogs in a row and puke them out again."
At least they're not eating Tide Pods.
In Jakarta, IKEA's minimalist furniture and warehouse-like aisles are drawing in young couples like nowhere else.
"Obviously, real wood would be better. But that's better than nothing," an expert in disaster preparedness told me.
Is this game evil? I think it might be. And fuck you Kathy Kuo.
It was down to one person alone to take on this mission, so I took the hit for y'all.
Far from the lights and sounds of the dancefloors many associate with the drug, Giancarlo and Nicole start their quest toward constructing a dresser while tripping.
IKEA: come for the Swedish meatballs, stay for the fight with bae.
"Yo Ikea, allow Kanye to create!"