airplanes

8.27.19

Actually, We Should All Have to Watch the Same In-Flight Movie at the Same Time

A eulogy for the days when everyone would laugh and cry as one in a mini movie theater traveling at 575 miles per hour.

3.13.19

Canada Bans All Boeing 737 MAX 8 Planes From Its Airspace

Transport minister Marc Garneau cited new satellite data as the reason for the decision.

11.5.18

It Took 77 Hours to Fly from Florida to London on This 'Journey from Hell'

As if we needed another reason to never fly again.

10.23.18

Man Accused of Groping Woman on Flight Said Trump 'Says It's OK'

So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter."

10.10.18

Entire Plane Evacuated Because of This Woman's Emotional Support Squirrel

She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.

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10.2.18

Boston Flight Diverted Because Drunk Bro Wouldn't Stop Doing Pull-Ups

Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.

9.8.18

The US Had to Screen Two More Planes a Day After That Emirates Flight

Twelve passengers on two American Airlines planes from Europe reported feeling flu-like symptoms before landing in Philadelphia.

9.7.18

Passengers Asked to Pee in Trash Bags and Bottles on This Flight from Hell

After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.

8.13.18

Everything We Know About Richard Russell, the Man Who Stole and Crashed a Plane

The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.

8.8.18

How One Sex Toy Fucked an Entire Airport

Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.

7.27.18

Passengers Hospitalized After Mysterious 'Dirty Socks' Odor Stinks Up Plane

And a Hazmat team couldn't figure out why the smell made people sick.

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