A eulogy for the days when everyone would laugh and cry as one in a mini movie theater traveling at 575 miles per hour.
Transport minister Marc Garneau cited new satellite data as the reason for the decision.
As if we needed another reason to never fly again.
So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter."
She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
Twelve passengers on two American Airlines planes from Europe reported feeling flu-like symptoms before landing in Philadelphia.
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.
The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.
And a Hazmat team couldn't figure out why the smell made people sick.