She may not have been 2002’s answer to Throbbing Gristle, but she filled a gap where teenage girls had yet to see themselves, and gave them a voice.
For all its faults, the franchise assembled the optimum musical accompaniment to being young, dumb, and horny.
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Those born in the 90s largely missed out, not only on all the economic prosperity and the golden age of comfortable flannel shirts, but on the films that the laid-back era produced.
The star of American Pie said something dumb again. Only this time, it was about almost 300 people dying horribly. Whoops.
The Sharknado star was once a famous blond bombshell, then washed out and became famous for being a drunk. Now she's famous for being a camp icon, the sort of person horror-movie fans line up to meet.