The series, 'American Vandal,' aims to get to the bottom of a more mundane, if not equally important, mystery.
"Saw man die on third rail."
God bless America.
Crowdfunders want you to donate some kroner to save the boner.
Fans "see the penis going in. They don't see me laying on the bed for half an hour squeezing water into my butt and stretching it out."
Instead of getting to enjoy fucking, millennials just have sexual dysfunction and anxiety.
"You have to be able to laugh, or else you will drive yourself crazy. People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that's why I'm here."
Koko is a medical student who was volunteering at a refugee camp on the Thailand-Burma border. Sometimes she had to operate on guys who had tried gaining an inch with a tub of oil and a syringe.
Look, guys, nobody's saying you can't keep your tits and ass. But it's high time we got cock and balls, too.
Listen up, dudes, we need to stop talking and start doing.