Ariana Grande's Ridiculous Tattoo Drama Is Killing Me
Ariana Grande accidentally got a tattoo that said "small charcoal grill" in Japanese. Then, she tried to fix it. Except she accidentally made it worse.
Kanye West Has Officially Released "XTCY" And It's Still Pretty Bad
Kanye's song about smashing his sister-in-laws, that he leaked a few weeks ago, has an official release. Unfortunately.
Shoeys Are Fucking Disgusting, Scientist Confirms
"I wouldn't recommend drinking out of a shoe that's been immersed in alcohol.", says renowned doctor.
Weezer Are Putting Their “Africa” Cover on Vinyl! But It’s Already Sold Out
It'll be released through Urban Outfitters, because where else would you release a piece of meme-vinyl?
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Trudeau Calls ‘Peoplekind’ Comment a ‘Dumb Joke,’ Ending Controversy Forever
Well, thank god for that.
I Saw All The Dumbest-Sounding Shit At Glasto So You Didn't Have To
Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
Possible Explanations for all the Stupid Reasons British Columbia Called 911 This Year
Your roommate using your toothbrush certainly feels like an emergency.
Open Submission Wednesdays
We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume One
This was a horrible idea, but sort of totally fun.
Macklemore's New Music Video is Crazy and Dumb so We Liveblogged It
Within the depths of “Can’t Hold Us” lies a very important truth: Macklemore isn’t “problematic” as many cultural hand-wringers like to paint him, he’s just stupid.
Question Of The Day
What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done Drunk?
"I get lost a lot and sleep in strangers' houses."
Matthew Francey and Chloe Cross
The Story Behind Drake's Best Headline Yet
"The funny thing is, I didn't even know who Drake was. I figured it was her hood or some shit, not some goofnugget R&B dude."