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Ariana Grande's Ridiculous Tattoo Drama Is Killing Me

Ariana Grande accidentally got a tattoo that said "small charcoal grill" in Japanese. Then, she tried to fix it. Except she accidentally made it worse.
Shaad D’Souza
Dumb Shit

Kanye West Has Officially Released "XTCY" And It's Still Pretty Bad

Kanye's song about smashing his sister-in-laws, that he leaked a few weeks ago, has an official release. Unfortunately.
Shaad D’Souza
Dumb Shit

Shoeys Are Fucking Disgusting, Scientist Confirms

"I wouldn't recommend drinking out of a shoe that's been immersed in alcohol.", says renowned doctor.
Shaad D’Souza
Noisey News

Weezer Are Putting Their “Africa” Cover on Vinyl! But It’s Already Sold Out

It'll be released through Urban Outfitters, because where else would you release a piece of meme-vinyl?
Shaad D’Souza
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trudeau Calls ‘Peoplekind’ Comment a ‘Dumb Joke,’ Ending Controversy Forever

Well, thank god for that.
Mack Lamoureux
Glastonbury 2017

I Saw All The Dumbest-Sounding Shit At Glasto So You Didn't Have To

Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
Emma Garland

Possible Explanations for all the Stupid Reasons British Columbia Called 911 This Year

Your roommate using your toothbrush certainly feels like an emergency.
VICE Staff
Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume One

This was a horrible idea, but sort of totally fun.
Noisey Staff
New music

Macklemore's New Music Video is Crazy and Dumb so We Liveblogged It

Within the depths of “Can’t Hold Us” lies a very important truth: Macklemore isn’t “problematic” as many cultural hand-wringers like to paint him, he’s just stupid.
Drew Millard
Question Of The Day

What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done Drunk?

"I get lost a lot and sleep in strangers' houses."
Matthew Francey and Chloe Cross

The Story Behind Drake's Best Headline Yet

"The funny thing is, I didn't even know who Drake was. I figured it was her hood or some shit, not some goofnugget R&B dude."
Kara-Lis Coverdale