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JetBlue Is Totally Cool with Your Emotional Support Miniature Horse

But hedgehogs, ferrets, snakes, and spiders are a no-go.
Drew Schwartz
Noisey News

Patti Smith’s New Concert Film Trailer Is Out and It Looks Intense

'Horses: Patti Smith and Her Band' is out via Apple Music next month – and looks like it was made specifically for mega fans.
Daisy Jones
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FedEx Ordered to Pay Woman $740 Over Late Horse Splooge Delivery

It didn't, er, come on time.
Mack Lamoureux
true crime

How a Stud Racehorse Helped Sink a Brutal Cartel Boss

A top Los Zetas figure had his brother set up a horse-breeding operation in America to launder cash. Then they started winning big prizes—and the feds got involved.
Seth Ferranti

Tracking Canada’s Horse Slaughtering Trade from Alberta to Japan

The practice is legal in Canada, unlike the United States.
Anna Brooks

New Swears Talk About The Terrifying Magic of Horses

The Ottawa rock band tell us some tall tales and also shop for cowboy boots.
Cam Lindsay
neigh bother

The Cult: Red Rum

Saddle up, motherfuckers, because this week’s inductee to The Cult is an actual horse.
Will Magee

12 Rounds With Rougned Odor, The Toughest Player in Baseball

Rougned Odor will always be known for famously punching Toronto Blue Jay star Jose Bautista. But his friends and family know there is much more to him than that.
Eric Nusbaum
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Adventurous Shoppers Decided to Ride Horses Through a Texas Walmart

And one of them caught the whole thing on camera.
Drew Schwartz

Photos from an Annual Dutch Festival Where People Try to Tear the Head off a Dead Goose

The first person to achieve that is crowned Goose King for a year.
Maarten Delobel
man vs beast

Human Races Against Horses, Loses Mightily After Pulling Hamstring

A man tried to keep pace with race horses and got robustly tromped.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Photos of Horses Jumping Through Fire for a Better 2017

Every year on the 16th of January, the horses in a small village near Madrid run through bonfires to ward off evil for the coming year.
Adrián Domínguez