Just a Few of the Lies Women Have Been Sold
From: you read too much into everything, to: you're definitely getting abducted at some point.
What Your Favourite Drink Says About You
From the perspective of a disdainful bartender.
Who Had the Most Average 2018?
'Tis the season to celebrate the best and brightest. But what about the just fine?
The Best Movies I Watched In 2018
Because with films like ‘Black Panther', and ‘Hereditary’, I can love too.
These Alleged Avatar Sequel Titles Are Awful, So Here Are 50 Better Ideas
Literally anything beats 'Avatar: The Seed Bearer.'
The Nine Best Stoner Movies on Netflix Right Now
Spark up a yabba-dabba-doob to this unassailable shortlist of the absolute-best stoner movies on Netflix.
23 Sad Movies on Netflix That Will Make You Feel Something Again
Because you’re too tough for 'Coco.'
The Absolute Worst Things About Moving House
It's highly likely that you, like me, have to move at least once a year. Here are the worst things about it
People Told Us the Dumbest Stuff They Bought While Drunk
Because sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Objectively Correct Lists
All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App
If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
All the Things You Can Do Instead of Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
Live! Your! Life!
Every Type of Drunk You Will Get in Your Entire Life
Here are 103 ways to drink.