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The Guy Who Forced Taiwanese Flight Attendants to Wipe His Ass Is Dead

The world's most difficult airline passenger passed away in Thailand.
Shamani Joshi
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Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Mack Lamoureux
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National Parks Have a Poop Crisis on Their Hands Thanks to Trump's Shutdown

Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.
River Donaghey

Retail Workers Tell Us Their Holiday Horror Stories

Escaped snakes, Black Friday brawls, and yes, literal shit.
Mica Lemiski
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This ‘Diaper Bandit’ Allegedly Scattered Poop Across New Jersey for Ten Months

Just because he thought it was funny, apparently.
River Donaghey
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You Can Now Use 'Snapcrap' to Report Piles of Literal Shit on SF's Streets

It works just like Snapchat—only instead of sending bathroom selfies to your friends, you can DM photos of dookie straight to the local government.
Drew Schwartz
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Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
River Donaghey

Human Shit Keeps Falling From the Sky in This BC City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, all over the inside my car.”
Mack Lamoureux
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We Finally Know Why The Angry Tim Hortons Pooper Pooped

For the love of god, just let people use your washroom.
Mack Lamoureux

This Is How Terrible Your Pet Is for the World

Bad news, pet owners.
Tom Usher
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School Superintendent Arrested for Repeatedly Pooping on High School Track

Whoop-diddy poop, indeed.
River Donaghey
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The Alabama Poop Train Saga Has Finally Come to an End

The smelly train has been flushed out of town.
River Donaghey