His legion of fanboys might argue otherwise, but the squad's one-time star is now a phantom of a footballer.
Ellen and Bush don’t really make the strangest of bedfellows, and we have the studies to prove it.
From the look of last night's game, both sides might want to look to their youngest players to do just that.
We spoke to the footballing legend about growing up in south-east London.
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Following his speech at the 2019 UEFA Awards, Joel Golby remembers some more Peak Cantona moments.
A love letter to the Medieval throwbacks still tearing it up in the Barclays.
Just three games in, we already know exactly what will happen this season.
The veteran Indian forward just took his tally up to 70 goals.
Big up Megan Rapinoe. Big up Sari van Veenendaal. Once again, fuck VAR.
We sent photographers to capture the underdog teams from this year's tournament.
Waiting for someone in a control room to have their say kills the explosive thrill of watching someone put it in the net.