mr blobby

Legends

Mr Blobby Is a Fucking Legend

Was only a matter of time really, wasn't it.
Lauren O'Neill
11.28.18
Objectively Correct Lists

Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!

Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Noisey Staff
12.16.16
British Studies

Really, Though, Is Noel Edmonds a TV Presenter Or a Spiritual Leader?

For the first of a new series examining British TV icons, we look at Noel Edmonds – a man who has managed to balance his otherworldly outlook with a healthy career in showbiz.
Angus Harrison
11.3.16
Stuff

Has Noel Edmonds Really Just Cured Cancer? An Analysis

He's been tweeting about a simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress, and tackles cancer. Yep, tackles cancer!
Joel Golby
6.7.16
Stuff

How Mr Blobby Helped Me Get Over the Premature Death of My Father

Having lost my dad suddenly at the age of four, I developed a strong bond with the bizarre, anarchic character that bordered on a kind of remote surrogacy.
Thomas Hobbs
7.3.15
Stuff

In Defence of Southend

For me and other Southend-ers, the town represents the oxygen outside London's claustrophobic pile-up of representations and ambitions.
Tim Burrows
2.13.15
Gavin Haynes Sleepless Nights

Noel Edmonds Actually Wants to Buy the BBC

He declared it to the world on <i>Newsnight</i> last night.
Gavin Haynes
3.18.14
Stuff

I Tracked Down Mr Blobby's Lair

And I went home with his toilet.
Bradley Steptoe
5.28.13