Mr Blobby Is a Fucking Legend
Was only a matter of time really, wasn't it.
Objectively Correct Lists
Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Really, Though, Is Noel Edmonds a TV Presenter Or a Spiritual Leader?
For the first of a new series examining British TV icons, we look at Noel Edmonds – a man who has managed to balance his otherworldly outlook with a healthy career in showbiz.
Has Noel Edmonds Really Just Cured Cancer? An Analysis
He's been tweeting about a simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress, and tackles cancer. Yep, tackles cancer!
How Mr Blobby Helped Me Get Over the Premature Death of My Father
Having lost my dad suddenly at the age of four, I developed a strong bond with the bizarre, anarchic character that bordered on a kind of remote surrogacy.
In Defence of Southend
For me and other Southend-ers, the town represents the oxygen outside London's claustrophobic pile-up of representations and ambitions.
Gavin Haynes Sleepless Nights
Noel Edmonds Actually Wants to Buy the BBC
He declared it to the world on <i>Newsnight</i> last night.
I Tracked Down Mr Blobby's Lair
And I went home with his toilet.