Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!
There's a zodiac filter on YouPorn now, which matches you to porn stars based on your birthday, so we gave it a go.
"One guy said he didn't like me sending him astrology memes because they highlighted the parts of himself he dislikes the most."
The celestial phenomenon isn't just experiencing a boom, it's become something else entirely, with its own rules and humour.
It's literally named after an eight-legged carnivorous arthropod who has a deadly weapon attached to its body – take from that what you will.
There’s a reason Libra season happens right before cuffing season, baby.
Or, what happens when you interest in astrology links up with your true crime obsession.
For content, for love.
Basically every famous musician is one. What does this mean and what can we take from it?
Or a false flag operation, or the work of an Unknown Power. We need the full facts and we need them now.
My conversation with the New York dancehall star quickly went from star signs to dancehall, then to our marriage plans and future baby names.