Will we be living in virtual worlds by the end of 2015, or still booting up our Xbox 360? A little from column A, a little from column B.
It's time we got our heads out of the apocalypse mindset so that the future can become a "thing" again.
If the "white saviour" and China stop interfering, it just might be.
We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.
The clusterfuck of steel and glass will end one day, I promise.
Invisibility panties are just the tip of the iceberg.
Imagine getting punched in the face by a Mexican drug gang as you sit at home in London, printing off a 3D hand grenade.
Is it dead? Is it coming back? Why can no one agree? Who gives a shit?
We're all going to be Borgian slaves to the ad man.
How nuclear explosions, global warming and solar flares could save us all.
Forget the playboy sheikhs and night bus orphans for a second – what comes after that?
In the next ten years, political correctness will stop going mad and start going HAM.