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What is living in London like? Hell. Here’s proof, beyond all doubt, that renting in London is a nightmare.
Where is it? Actually, location-wise, one of the best we’ve ever seen: directly on Green Lanes, which realistically is one of the best places in London, because it’s this perfectly sustained blend of new-school gentrification and old-school London – a perfect kilometre of harmony, on one side good refurbished pubs slinging sourdough pizza and a considered draught selection, on the other, one of those cab offices you don’t really dare go into because they seem to also sell fireworks. Also, realistically, where in the country are you possibly going to get a better kebab.
What is there to do locally? Green Lanes is good because it has two of the best features of “medium-sized British towns” at either end of it, divided by an endless row of Turkish barbers, bakeries and restaurants. At the lower end, a sort of out-of-town shopping complex (Big Homebase, Big Sainsbury’s, Big TK Maxx, Big Poundland: frankly, what more could one want?) and at the other end, one of those lots-of-shiny-red-bricks-and-ramps-that-go-seemingly-nowhere shopping centres built around a cinema (Matalan, Argos, Greggs; a shuttered BHS, an unbranded piri-piri chicken restaurant; a New Look, a Sports Direct, a Claire’s; one of London’s rare, golden Wilkos) and then, the jewel in the crown, a just-the-right-level-of-sticky-carpet-and-threatening-vibes Wetherspoons. Writing all this down I can’t believe I don’t go to Green Lanes more. Might go there now. Might sack this off and go there now—
Alright, how much are they asking? 800 of your pounds per month, sire!
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