Two "studios" in the same "house" with a "shared kitchen" – sure.
Turns out: Much, much worse. Like: "You're shitting next to your kitchen sink" worse.
At least the Mafia are glamorous. What do landlords have? Bluetooth headsets and no job.
A room with all the component parts for you to scrape a miserable little existence in.
This room could have been beautiful. Now it's a one-bed studio for rent with a futon.
People are putting up with mouse infestations, hostile housemates and scumbag estate agents – all because there's nowhere else to go.
Humans don't need hobs or normal-sized sinks, do they??
The English language does not yet have a word for whatever this is, but if London landlords keep this shit up then it's going to have to.
We have all made aesthetic mistakes: outfits, haircuts, tattoos. But does that fully explain this claustrophobic brick-effect wallpaper?
Let's say you wake up here one morning. How long would it take till you cracked and went mad?
Calling it a “bedroom” seems like a slur on other, actual, functional bedrooms.