renting
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Fun Twist on Landlord Trickery
Two "studios" in the same "house" with a "shared kitchen" – sure.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: How Much Worse Can London Renting Get?
Turns out: Much, much worse. Like: "You're shitting next to your kitchen sink" worse.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Happy New Year, Landlords Are Still Evil
At least the Mafia are glamorous. What do landlords have? Bluetooth headsets and no job.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Landlords Want You to Shower Next to Your Bed Now
A room with all the component parts for you to scrape a miserable little existence in.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Only a Landlord Would Do This to a Nice Room
This room could have been beautiful. Now it's a one-bed studio for rent with a futon.
Trapped in a Nightmare Houseshare Because You Can't Afford to Move
People are putting up with mouse infestations, hostile housemates and scumbag estate agents – all because there's nowhere else to go.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Tiny Flat Has Barely Any Living Space
Humans don't need hobs or normal-sized sinks, do they??
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Not a Bedroom, Not a Kitchen
The English language does not yet have a word for whatever this is, but if London landlords keep this shit up then it's going to have to.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Studio Is a Huge Aesthetic Mistake
We have all made aesthetic mistakes: outfits, haircuts, tattoos. But does that fully explain this claustrophobic brick-effect wallpaper?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat For Rent Will Induce An Existential Breakdown
Let's say you wake up here one morning. How long would it take till you cracked and went mad?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat So Bad It Will Make You Quit London
Calling it a “bedroom” seems like a slur on other, actual, functional bedrooms.
Stop Fantasising About Living on a Houseboat
Don't be fooled – it involves a lot more than just cruising a boat down a canal on a sunny day.