horny

Social Media

The 19 Types of Instagram Likes

Understanding what we like, and why.
Joel Golby
3.21.19
Music

An Appreciation of All the Bops About Hooking Up on Grindr

From Miss Benny to Britney Spears, here's a comprehensive list of songs about sending a location, pulling up, then doing that thing.
Alim Kheraj
1.30.19
Social Media

Horny Twitter Is Here and It’s Ready to Fuck

The Beto sex tweet was just the beginning.
Anna Iovine
12.5.18
year in review

The Horniest Things That Happened in 2018

Reflections on the thirstiest moments of this year, including the Hot Duck, bisexual lighting, and, of course, a certain tweet about Beto.
Broadly Staff
12.4.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Incredibly Horny Dolphin Is Terrorizing Swimmers at a French Beach

The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
Drew Schwartz
8.27.18
New music

Paul McCartney Is Back and He's Hornier Than Ever

Macca is a shagger on his new song which is absolutely, definitely called "Fuh You."
Alex Robert Ross
8.15.18
Waypoint

'Yoku's Island Express' Is Metroid Plus Pinball, And It's Sooooooooooo Good

You're not the only one who didn't know this game existed. Let's fix that.
Patrick Klepek
6.1.18
the internet

A Pastor Wanted Nicki Minaj's Ass, And Now He Has an Ass Full of Problems

Think before you comment, especially if you're a man of God publicly airing your fantasies before millions on social media.
Noisey Staff
8.15.17
horny

The ‘Most Eligible Bachelor’ on Tinder Is This Endangered Male White Rhino

Swipe right on Sudan, the last northern white rhino stud on the planet.
Becky Ferreira
4.25.17
Sex

Do Humans Have a 'Mating Season' or Are We Just Horny All the Time?

You filthy animals.
Kimberly Lawson
4.17.17
Cheese

Ramps and Goat Cheese Are Best Paired with Online Dating

Spring is here! That means it's time to head down to the farmer's market, pick up some ramps and goat cheese, and mix them both together before hopping on OKCupid or Tinder for some springtime lovin'.
Charlotte Kamin
4.3.16
Louis van Gaal

Louis van Gaal Wants Manchester United to be "Horny" for Soccer

Get frisky out there, Manchester United.
Sean Newell
2.24.16
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