Love-themed playlists are a sham. We know your ex left with your favorite hoodie, your heart, and that song you can no longer play on repeat.
The duo claims they hath 'suffered injury' from being forced to eat all these cheese-draped Quarter Pounders.
Wages were trending up, so naturally investors panicked.
Two years ago the Caps lost a Game 7, the Wizards went down 3-2 on the road, and the Nats staged a ninth inning comeback.
"The birds are in misery. I don’t think they sing, they just screech in pain."
Blink-182 released a song called "Misery" and Creeper have a new music video for a track with the same title, but who wins today's misery-off?
I asked its author what the hell is going on over there.
This week, the Dean of American Rock Critics looks at John Kruth, Old Man Luedecke, and 'Carrie & Lowell,' that extremely depressing record from Sufjan Stevens.
By some measures, new parents are more miserable than people grieving their spouses.
Let science be your wingman.
The critical front line in the next counterterror battle will almost certainly be cyberspace, and multinational corporations are likely to be among the chief victims.