Floridians Sue McDonald's Because They Had to Pick the Cheese Off Their Quarter Pounders
The duo claims they hath 'suffered injury' from being forced to eat all these cheese-draped Quarter Pounders.
Kristaps Porzingis and the End of Hope
For the Knicks, hope has been as rare as a 7′ 3″ unicorn who's just as comfortable on the perimeter as he is inside. After Porzingis tore his ACL last night, New York has lost both for the foreseeable future.
The Stock Market Tanked Because Capitalism Is Totally Broken
Wages were trending up, so naturally investors panicked.
Washington, D.C. is Having a 'Groundhog Day' Moment
Two years ago the Caps lost a Game 7, the Wizards went down 3-2 on the road, and the Nats staged a ninth inning comeback.
That Time Werner Herzog Went to the Jungle and Was Overwhelmed By Misery
"The birds are in misery. I don’t think they sing, they just screech in pain."
An Investigation Into Who is More Miserable: Blink-182 or Creeper
Blink-182 released a song called "Misery" and Creeper have a new music video for a track with the same title, but who wins today's misery-off?
A Letter Signed by 600 Detainees on Manus Island Pleads for Their Assisted Suicide
I asked its author what the hell is going on over there.
Expert Witness with Robert Christgau
Canada, Croatia, and the Misery of Sufjan Stevens: Expert Witness with Robert Christgau
This week, the Dean of American Rock Critics looks at John Kruth, Old Man Luedecke, and 'Carrie & Lowell,' that extremely depressing record from Sufjan Stevens.
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Science Says Having a Kid Is One of the Crappiest Things That Can Happen to You
By some measures, new parents are more miserable than people grieving their spouses.
Sex Ed Week
This Scientific Paper on How to Win at Online Dating Is Bleak
Let science be your wingman.
The Future According to VICE
The Future of Terrorism According to VICE
The critical front line in the next counterterror battle will almost certainly be cyberspace, and multinational corporations are likely to be among the chief victims.
We Must Risk Delight After a Summer Full of Monsters
Life contains everything: tear gas in Ferguson, books read on the grass, journalist James Foley's murder, dancing in New Orleans till sunrise blots the stars. We're meat—fragile and finite. But joy is survival.