People Tell Us the Dumbest Things They've Ever Done to Impress Their Crush

“My crush said that if I licked hot sauce off the floor he'd give me a kiss. I did it and he didn't give me the kiss.”
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15 Questions to Ask Yourself About the Strength of Your Relationship

A psychologist says you can measure the quality of your relationship based on your answer
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How to Have a Hot Dinner Date with Yourself

Why go through the experience of an awkward first date, worrying about whether or not your suitor might be a serial killer when you can date yourself? Who says you can't have a romantic meal all alone?
Alison Stevenson

Tribulation Are Death Metal Goths Who Love Lord Byron and Fuck with Metal's Macho Imagery

The Swedish extreme metal phenomenons explain how 18th century Romantic poetry inspires the decadent darkness on their new LP, 'Down Below.'
Joseph Schafer

The Creator of 'You're the Worst' Talks About Writing, Clichés, and Love

We talk to Stephen Falk about how to write a romcom without getting soppy.
David Renshaw

The Secret to True Love According to Three Old Grandmas

"I absolutely think you can find 'the love of your life,'" says 71-year-old Honey. "But yes, love is just as scary when you're old as it is when you're young."
Sophie Saint Thomas
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The Less I Know the More I Want You

It probably says bad things about my capacity for intimacy that the people I have most desired are those I never got to know.
So Sad Today
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Let Chilly Gonzales School You on the Origins of Pop Music in This Sweet New Video for "Odessa"

Watch the Canadian composer take it back to the 19th Century.
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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's New Song Makes No Sense, in a Good Way

Cantu-Ledesma's music is dense and complicated, and "The Twins / Shadow" reveals itself more and more through repeat listens. Live inside it for a while.
Charlie Ambler