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2.14.19

Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”

1.2.19

National Parks Have a Poop Crisis on Their Hands Thanks to Trump's Shutdown

Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.

11.16.18
10.29.18

This ‘Diaper Bandit’ Allegedly Scattered Poop Across New Jersey for Ten Months

Just because he thought it was funny, apparently.

10.8.18

You Can Now Use 'Snapcrap' to Report Piles of Literal Shit on SF's Streets

It works just like Snapchat—only instead of sending bathroom selfies to your friends, you can DM photos of dookie straight to the local government.

8.28.18

We Asked Britney Fans About the Most Toxic Thing They’ve Ever Done

"There was a poo on the middle of my floor, and I knew it was me but I blamed it on my mum.”

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7.19.18

Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.

6.4.18

Human Shit Keeps Falling from the Sky in This Canadian City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”

5.17.18

We Finally Know Why the Angry Tim Hortons Pooper Pooped

For the love of God, just let people use your bathroom.

5.4.18

Your Dog Is Ruining the Environment

Bad news for pet owners.

5.3.18

Eminem Promises to Take "an Ax to Mumble Rap" on New Royce Da 5'9" Single

On his scatological "Caterpillar" verse, Marshall Mathers insists that "The boom bap is coming back." Also: "Poop is my suit."

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