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Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Mack Lamoureux
2.14.19
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National Parks Have a Poop Crisis on Their Hands Thanks to Trump's Shutdown

Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.
River Donaghey
1.2.19
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This ‘Diaper Bandit’ Allegedly Scattered Poop Across New Jersey for Ten Months

Just because he thought it was funny, apparently.
River Donaghey
10.29.18
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You Can Now Use 'Snapcrap' to Report Piles of Literal Shit on SF's Streets

It works just like Snapchat—only instead of sending bathroom selfies to your friends, you can DM photos of dookie straight to the local government.
Drew Schwartz
10.8.18
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Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
River Donaghey
7.19.18
News

Human Shit Keeps Falling from the Sky in This Canadian City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”
Mack Lamoureux
6.4.18
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We Finally Know Why the Angry Tim Hortons Pooper Pooped

For the love of God, just let people use your bathroom.
Mack Lamoureux
5.17.18
pets

Your Dog Is Ruining the Environment

Bad news for pet owners.
Tom Usher
5.4.18
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School Superintendent Arrested for Repeatedly Pooping on High School Track

Whoop-diddy poop, indeed.
River Donaghey
5.3.18
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The Alabama Poop Train Saga Has Finally Come to an End

The smelly train has been flushed out of town.
River Donaghey
4.19.18
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This Guy Allegedly Swallowed Drugs and Spent 47 Days in Jail Without Pooping

Police dropped the charges against the 24-year-old after his attorneys said he was at "risk of death."
Drew Schwartz
3.7.18
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Literal Shit Exploded Out of a Water Fountain at the EPA

Employees said sewage was "covering the floors" of the headquarters in DC.
Drew Schwartz
12.15.17
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