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Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
River Donaghey

Human Shit Keeps Falling from the Sky in This Canadian City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”
Mack Lamoureux
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We Finally Know Why the Angry Tim Hortons Pooper Pooped

For the love of God, just let people use your bathroom.
Mack Lamoureux

Your Dog Is Ruining the Environment

Bad news for pet owners.
Tom Usher
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School Superintendent Arrested for Repeatedly Pooping on High School Track

Whoop-diddy poop, indeed.
River Donaghey
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The Alabama Poop Train Saga Has Finally Come to an End

The smelly train has been flushed out of town.
River Donaghey
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This Guy Allegedly Swallowed Drugs and Spent 47 Days in Jail Without Pooping

Police dropped the charges against the 24-year-old after his attorneys said he was at "risk of death."
Drew Schwartz
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Literal Shit Exploded Out of a Water Fountain at the EPA

Employees said sewage was "covering the floors" of the headquarters in DC.
Drew Schwartz
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Disgruntled Farmer Allegedly Sprayed 'Wave of Manure' at Border Patrol Car

The Vermont man apparently grew angry when the officer refused to track down immigrants working on a nearby farm.
Drew Schwartz
in their own words

Driving a City Bus on the Nightshift Is the Worst Job I Ever Loved

"Jack" has driven a bus in Oakland for nearly a decade. He's got stories.
Rick Paulas
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Saying 'Fuck' During Exercise Makes You Stronger, Study Says

Researchers found that people exert more physical power if they swear while they work out.
Drew Schwartz

I Went in Search of the 'Brown Note', the Frequency That Makes You Shit Yourself

The brown note has been referenced in popular culture for decades, but does it actually exist, and can sound really cause instant human diarrhoea?
Jack Cummings