The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.
Huge poo, or threat of domestic terrorism?
Just because he thought it was funny, apparently.
It works just like Snapchat—only instead of sending bathroom selfies to your friends, you can DM photos of dookie straight to the local government.
"There was a poo on the middle of my floor, and I knew it was me but I blamed it on my mum.”
The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”
For the love of God, just let people use your bathroom.
Bad news for pet owners.
Whoop-diddy poop, indeed.
On his scatological "Caterpillar" verse, Marshall Mathers insists that "The boom bap is coming back." Also: "Poop is my suit."