It's going to run for 10,000 years and will apparently change how we understand time itself.
Or at least pressuring them into surgery then paying for it.
"I'd be my own twin and serenade our love-making."
Honour killings allow men to get away with around 20 murders a year.
Because the police aren't doing anything about it.
"We can make love to heat ourselves up."
"I wouldn't be too bothered, to be honest."
I'm not sure making Jurassic Park real is as good an idea as these scientists think it is.
There's a reason Chinese women account for 56 percent of all the world's female suicides.
"Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds, just because he's gorgeous. He's gorgeous, isn't he?"
"No, I think naming and shaming people would be much more effective."
I want to go to the moon but my breasts keep getting in the way.