David Cross
My America
Someone is always worse off. Even if you're shitting in a bucket surrounded by crazy veterans.
My America
How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?
The Launch Of VICE Australia
You are descended from the most base and perverse of the criminal element in England.
My America
Every once in a while you see or experience something that jolts you from your narcoleptic existence of useless pleasures and missed opportunities. And you are simultaneously reminded of: A) what can be, and B) just how lame we are as a people, as a...
My America
What goes better with American flags than a big ol’ helping of the phrase, “God Bless America”?