Devin Pacholik
God, I hate this guy. Just look at this loser.
I Wore JNCO Jeans for Seven Days to Find Myself
'Everyone talks about how deadly you’ll look in JNCOs, but they fail to mention that you become a walking garbage zamboni.'
Where Did ‘Naughty’ Words for Body Parts Come From?
Want to know who the original Dick is? We sure did.
This Professor Spent the Last Three Years Researching Butthole Culture
Jonathan Allan has literally written the book on ass.
We Went to a Death Metal Poetry Reading
Poetry is metal and metal is poetry, which is why we love “Green Eggs and Hammer Smash Face.”