God, I hate this guy. Just look at this loser.
“Once you hit 30, it’s too late.”
'Everyone talks about how deadly you’ll look in JNCOs, but they fail to mention that you become a walking garbage zamboni.'
Want to know who the original Dick is? We sure did.
Jonathan Allan has literally written the book on ass.
Poetry is metal and metal is poetry, which is why we love “Green Eggs and Hammer Smash Face.”