Don Gomez
Going on R & R in Good Ol' Qatar
$100 on dinner, $1,400 on booze, and a Brazilian bellydancer for the ages.
Two Glorious Weeks at Baghdad's Very Own Hotel California
Enjoying the luxuries of Halo and shit food during the Iraq War.
The Day Saddam's Palace Turned into a US Soldiers' Leisure Resort
I had a wonderful time on the high-dive and getting a mid-war manicure.