Dr. Mona Moore
The Perfect Vagina
Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals.
Doctors Can't Help You
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die.
Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts
Eggs, doorknobs, mayonnaise jars, salami and a frozen pig’s tail to name a few.
Don't Touch Me
I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs.
The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue.
How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus.