Inert barnacles with relatively big penises could tell us more about what happened to the plane than any amount of speculation about Russia, the CIA or aliens.
You can't design every single possible death out of a system, as Germanwings flight 4U9525 showed.
Today, a solar eclipse had a slight chance of fucking up our power grid – and that's a really great thing, because it means that we're slowly starting to wean ourselves off oil.
Which is a pretty fucking terrifying thought.
Following the Charlie Hebdo attacks, Marine Le Pen – leader of France's far-right Front National – has promised a national referendum of the death penalty if she's elected President in 2017.
Remember when the internet used to be fun?
Oh, aren't you just a precious little wallflower.
Vaccines and hazmat suits are pointless unless we deal with the humans using them.
The media is abusing science and telling you a pack of lies.