Matt Mason
Chatting Shit
Sex symbols in the British grime scene have so far been a little thin on the ground, unless you're a gay man who fancies anorexic black boys from council estates.
Out There
Just in case you haven't heard, grime music fucking rules England now and is soon to be huge in America.
Partying In Prison
Don't let this bum you out, but British prison suicides are up by a huge fucking 40 per cent.