So are you guys gonna make me famous, or what?
Because that would really bum me out.
"Being hot" is a really stressful, competitive job to have.
Stop toying with my emotions.
I'm so lonely, I could cry.
Especially when they force you to giggle in a bikini.
The only jobs I'm getting right now are ones where I have to play a "young mum". FML.
When in reality I can't even afford to buy them a beer.
Auditioning for adverts in an attempt to replace my soul with rent money.
I don't know if you've noticed, but they're all a few threads short of a sweater.
Some days I dream of quitting modelling for a "real" job.
When you're a model, people want you to get your tits out and won't take no for an answer.