Moe Bishop

Wasted Life

Wasted Life - Cancel SXSW

Please, no more pieties about this shameful fuckfest.
Moe Bishop
3.15.12
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Wasted Life - Dave Mustaine: #1 Twat

Megadeth’s “singer” and guitarist is a royal pain in the dick.
Moe Bishop
3.2.12
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Wasted Life - Meet the Republicans

To know these four men, you must listen to what they listen to. 
Moe Bishop
1.30.12
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Wasted Life - Sting's Commune with the Masters of the Universe

A conversation Sting had with an Amazonian god while he was tripping balls.
Moe Bishop
1.20.12
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Wasted Life - Your Body Is a Wonderland

I wanted to experience what John Mayer felt while making the video for his song, so I masturbated, rewrote the lyrics and sang it to my probation officer.
Moe Bishop
1.13.12
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Wasted Life - Jimmy Buffett

Are you are a flabby, middle-aged white person who likes to get shitfaced and make mess? If so, you should consider becoming a Jimmy Buffett fan.
Moe Bishop
1.6.12
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Wasted Life - 2012: The Year in Preview

The two major trends that will shape the fresh new sounds of 2012.
Moe Bishop
12.29.11
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Wasted Life - Christmas Weirdness with the Beatles

It's hard to tell if The Beatles ever really gave a toss about Christmas.
Moe Bishop
12.26.11
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Wasted Life - Cat Stevens

Things got kooky when Cat converted to Islam in 1977.
Moe Bishop
12.5.11
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Wasted Life - A Thanksgiving Prayer

Songwriters wouldn't piss on Thanksgiving if it was on fire.
Moe Bishop
11.23.11
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Wasted Life - Profiles in Courage

Don Henley thinks that wine is a spirit. What the hell is he talking about?
Moe Bishop
11.17.11
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Wasted Life - Moe's Mailbag #2

There just aren't enough people making music on PCP these days.
Moe Bishop
11.10.11
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