Dear Vice,
This guy showed up out of the blue at this party with a homemade 40
holster. He just cruised around talking to everyone like a normal
party-guy, but instead of scouring for table space when he needed a
free hand to add emphasis to a point, he’d just plop his bottle right
back in its cozy home. Kinda weird what good bedfellows beer-drinking
and ingenuity are.

T. LADY