If you’re still looking for a summer job and are also a hot girl in northern Europe who doesn’t mind standing naked in pig’s blood before a crowd of corpse-painted masturbators, have we got the gig for you. Gorgoroth is looking for a young lady to be mock-crucified onstage at this year’s Wacken Metal Festival in Germany alongside Nocturnal Models Zorsha and Ebola. How great would it be if they ended up picking some girl named Sarah or Kelly?