Back when we were putting together the Iraq Issue, one of our Marine buddies told us that lots of military people over there would huff air duster on their downtime when they got bored of getting blackout drunk. We didn’t believe him until he showed us a short video of a guy in full uniform having seizures and pissing his pants after shot-gunning half a can. He refused to let us have the footage, but finally someone decided to post another special moment earlier today. It’s not quite as impressive and we’re not sure this is in Iraq, but watching someone involuntarily act like a mongoloid Gomer Pyle still gives us a warm fuzzy. Good luck with that whole war thing, army guys.