Sometimes being lazy takes such commendable dedication and commitment that it’s actually not lazy anymore. Take this here Big Slipper, a slipper that’s so big you put BOTH feet into it. First off, they’ll set you back a hefty £60. Secondly, if you’re watching TV and suddenly need to take a piss, you’d need to go through all the toil of bending down, unleashing your sweltering feet, and then gamboling to the toilet (on a cold floor) and losing all the benefits you’ve just gained.

The only other benefit I
can see to these is buying two and leaving them in your living room at
night in the hope that any burglar is going to shit themselves at
realization that they’ve broken into the house of a fucking giant.

NOODLES & BROTH