OK, technically the sun sets sometimes in Iceland, but this was still cool as hell.
Nothing is sacred. Ever.
Two mummies in suits take a couple of teens with rigor mortis grins to prom. Oh yeah, and those mummies? They have those teens on leashes.
Cabbage Patch Kids aren't birthed out of vaginas. Instead, they come from giant, baby-filled trees.
Most of the customers are adult men. Weird, huh?
I interviewed him and he did really creepy things with his socks.