Because the only European vote you should be worrying about is tonight's British 'Eurovish' qualifiers on BBC Four.
Not everyone there is fleeing war in Syria.
I got in touch with a psychiatrist to figure out the best way of treating someone who's likely traumatised by recent stressful experiences.
Last week two Afghan refugees tried to reach Hungary via Serbia but ended up in Romania instead. When they realised their mistake, the two men started crying.
Some are shocked by the allegations regarding David Cameron. Others can't see what the fuss is about.
A Hungarian Mayor Tried to Scare Away Refugees with a Film Showing Beefy Men on Horses and Helicopters
It looks like a scene from the new 'Transporter' reboot.
For the third time in eight months, people are preparing to head to the polling stations.
He told us that letting all the migrants in Calais into the UK would be no big deal, and that sending in the army would be "deeply shameful".
Our European editors look back at a time when a single currency promised to unite and protect Europe.
Just a random act of kindness.
Don't let 'em start the rumor otherwise: This video is sweet!
As a recent touring group of US officials found out, German inmates wear their own clothes, cook their own meals and aren't put in solitary for more than eight hours at a time.