Aus der OBSESSIONS Ausgabe, v2n2:

THE ME MEN
Self-Obsession reaches WTF? Proportions

What the fuck are longhairs, you ask? Longhairs are a bunch of
self-obsessed idiots who passionately grow their hair long and talk
about it online. They have the same fervor and intensity as pot-growers
or activists, only instead of doing any good for the world, these
closeted homos (lawyer’s note: “men who may resemble closeted homos”)
are only interested in themselves. And like the stupid gay (meaning
“lame”) hair that they worship so much, the number of longhairs is
growing every day. Today more than five percent of the world’s adult
male population have hair long enough to make an elaborate bun or at
least little pigtails. That’s half oferica’s black population, or a
third of its Spanish population. Are longhairs about to become a
political lobby? You could go bald worrying about it.

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