Ο Bob Lee Allen γνώρισε το θύμα σε ένα φόρουμ στο Ίντερνετ για άτομα που θέλουν να αφαιρέσουν οικειοθελώς τους όρχεις τους.
MotoGP is 100 times more compelling and impressive than any type of four-wheeled racing, and it should be, if not a top-five sport, at least more popular than the goddamned NHL. Which it’s not. Which is offensive.
I lay on my couch, naked, staring at the RealTouch and reminiscing about the one time I tried to have sex with a vagina, my erection deflated like a popped balloon the moment my friend Kelly put on a cowboy hat and pressed my dick against her baby hole.
Selected highlights from last week in balls: Michael Phelps went out in a blaze of glory, the US basketball team came close to getting whupped, Mike Trout is faster than a Slayer record, Missy Franklin did a dumb thing, the Phillies are no good and...
The biggest story of the week was the Freeh report, which are the findings written by some dude from the FBI, who did it at the behest of the Penn State board of trustees. The report found that Joe Paterno, the coach with the glasses, had an idea of...
Learn how to dress for success, or at least how to hide the fact that you are a premature ejaculator.
The Goldwater Institute is ball-blocking the Phoenix Coyotes.
This week Alex Gordon got a ball in the nuts and Lawrence Taylor earned more money to pay for his underage prostitutes.
What does it mean for the Knicks if these two are having genital parties with each other?
The truth is, the guys making the decisions in baseball probably aren’t as numb-skulled as they appear.
If it's not in this column it doesn't have to do with balls.