• Why Does Tim McGraw Look Like a Leather Queen?

    This was a concert featuring Mariah Carey lying in a pile of hay and Cher lip-synching about women's rights while wearing tripp pants she may or may not have bought at Hot Topic in 2004, and Tim McGraw was the gayest thing on the screen that night. But...

  • Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #90

    Hey Comic Bookies, frequent VICE contributor Leslie Stein has a new book of comics out from Fantagraphics, and it's a really good one. Eye of the Majestic Creature Volume 2 continues Leslie’s tradition of telling self-contained stories about a...

  • Meet the Girls Who Are Terrorizing Juggalos with Their Perfect Asses

    Passed Out Juggalos is a crew of girls in their underpants who terrorize the sleepy Faygo people at the Gathering of the Juggalos. When I first came across them, I became aroused, then intrigued, so I stalked them until they agreed to talk to me.

  • Motivational Hemorrhoids

    Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.

  • 'Spring Breakers' Will Have Lots of Babes and Guns

    Here's the trailer for 'Spring Breakers,' the feel-good party movie of 2013. Looks like it has plenty of babes, guns, and butts, plus a cornrowed James Franco and VICE buds the ATL Twins.

  • Anal Lessons

    Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next big star? If so, I think that’s what I’d like to do when I grow up.