• Free Puppy

    Skinny Puppy’s reunion tour in 2004 was a big production. Founders Nivek Ogre and cEvin Key were properly outraged by the war in Iraq, and The Greater Wrong of the Right, the band’s first new album in eight years, was an anti-Bush polemic. The stage...

  • Black Power 3

    I've always dreamed of having Black Power because I think it would be awesome to be able to dunk a basketball.

  • Literary/I Want My DVDs

    What is the funniest thing in the world? How about cruelty? How about a 12-year prank funded by Jimmy Kimmel where an innocent boob hell-bent on fame is tortured again and again.

  • I Want My Dvds

    What a bunch of fucking mongs. The deluded, self-harm-obsessed, gap-toothed stupids waste their youth.