"I love my president, but I have to be honest, if Romney had come with a delicious thigh that was fried in golden succulent batter, I'd be a Republican. What can I say? I love the bird."
Jokes about vegan food and fixies are sooooo 2009.
"I read VICE's review of Grass Widow's record, and can't restrain myself from telling you that I find it fucking gross and despicable that you would run that excrement."
"Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a baby. Accidentally turned around and saw a naked lady."
There are a billion other awful things to mock, Twitter.
In the rush to condemn Uni Lad's rape banter, we all risk missing out on their other jokes - and that would be the real rape.
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Iraqis, after living for decades under an oppressive totalitarian regime in which one offhand remark could ensure a quick trip to the gallows, have mastered the art of the whispered political riff.